[24] The birds and the bees and YOU!

Here at Suck on That I treat my readers like I would my children. That’s right you are all my children (not the soap opera All My Children because it sucks) and as my children I realize that I have never given you “the talk”! So please son(s) and/or daughter(s) take a seat because I want to have a serious conversation about the birds and the bees.

Once upon a time there where a bunch of birds and a bunch of bees, at first the bees thought that birds were icky. However as they grew older the bees became more and more attracted to the birds and soon all they could think about were birds. The birds liked the bees too, but they knew that bees could be such jerks. For quite some time the bees had a hard time talking to birds, until one bee went over and stung one of the birds (one with really big wings). The bee then tried to pull his stinger out. He went, up and down, up and down, back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out. The bird acted like she was in pain (but she really wasn’t) and she yelled “Your stinger is so big!” (but she really didn’t think it was all that big). Then, after only about two or three minutes, his stinger came out and nine months later there was a baby!

Hopfully that answered all of your questions and cleared up anything you needed explained. Oh, and by the way sometimes the bee liked to sting his own hand and there’s nothing wrong with that. So suck on that kids!