History is stupid! The people in history are even more stupid! They make all theses nonsensical choices and decisions! When anyone could make a smart, logical choice by looking in your average Socials 9 textbook! Man, they’re dumb! So here are some words of wisdom for the key figures in history! LIST TIME!
1. Marie Antoinette – The people that are storming your palace aren’t really “cake people”!
2. Vincent Van Gogh – You can’t really re-gift an ear!
3. Louis XIV – You’re gonna flip things up for your grandson!
4. Louis XVI – You’re screwed!
5. Napoleon – Russians are pyromaniacs!
6. Abraham Lincoln - Ford's Theatre is going to put on a really bad production of Our American Cousin. Skip it!
7. Christopher Columbus – There is a continent called North America in your way you’re gonna want to take a sharp turn north!
8. Albert Einstein – Get a life!!!
9. Eliot Spitzer – “I hate everything illegal” might not be the best campaign slogan!
There! I think history will think twice before messing with me. For the regular readers of my blog, I apologize for this highbrow post. And as for historians (those Daniel Day-Losers!) you all can suck on that!
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