[21] The guy who looked like a duck

With everything that’s wrong these days (and if you haven’t realized after 20 posts that something is wrong with the world then something is wrong with you!) I felt that it would be a good thing to share with you something I wrote as small child. It’s a great metaphor for what’s going on in the world today (see if you can figure it out). So without further ado here it is my epic masterpiece, my literary opus, the short story: The Guy Who Looked Like a Duck!

There once was a guy who looked like a duck.

He asked a clown why he looked like a duck.

But the clown just laughed at him!

Everyone thought he was funny!

They called him a freak!

It turned out he was really a duck.

The End!

Now if you could not figure out the metaphor I am really sad with the state of the world today. Please, if you did understand this, take my message to heart and maybe the world will go back to the way it was before the French Revolution! Oh, and by the why, thank you Jim for letting me tell your life story! Suck on that!