[22] Rerun Away!

I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! I have a beef! Doesn’t it start to lose something after a while? The point I’m trying to make is that reruns are annoying. They are like visual leftovers! You start watching and you’re all like “Oh my god! Jackie and Kelso are getting back together!” and then you go “Oh, wait I’ve already seen this episode!” Sometimes I get really excited and think that Seinfeld is making new episodes, but no those are just reruns! What if they did that with the news? Everyone would think that Hurricane Katrina was happening for a second time or that your stock in Enron has miraculously gone up! I feel that if you are not going to play a new episode don’t play anything at all! As far as I’m concerned reruns should go to syndication hell! So, suck on that over and over again!