[20] I'll wet your mom!

I think figures of speech are stupid. They don’t make any sense! Why can’t people just say what they mean? Zut alors! Figures of speech are sure Autobots that I would like to see roll out of the English language! The reason I say this to you very busy people is because it’s your job to listen to me. Anyway, I was at Boston Pizza and on the cover of the menu it said “Wet Your Appetite!” It got me to thinking; an appetite is not a tangible object, it can not become wet. An appetite is more of a feeling or an idea. See, I can wet my mouth, I can wet my tongue, I can wet my hard palate, I can even wet my stomach, but I can’t wet my appetite, it’s a inanimate object! I know something is wet when I touch it! Figures of speech, go figure. In conclusion, never talk to strangers, kids, unless those strangers have candy, because who doesn’t love candy? Suck on that!