Saturday, April 5, 2008

[19] Suck on what? Part two

Where is that clapping coming from? Stop clapping! Stop it! That’s making me angry! Wait… that’s making me angry!!! YES! Clapping makes me mad! It makes me mad when some shows have episodes with two parts! It makes me mad that I can never tell if it is a baby koala on a mama koala’s back on my shampoo bottle or a midget koala having sex with a regular koala. It makes me mad that orange is spelled the same in French and English! It makes me mad that I always miss the McRib whenever McDonalds brings it back! It makes me mad that Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise are the same person dressed as two hot movie stars! It makes me mad that seven ate nine when nine is twice the size of seven! It makes me mad how these jokes are just hit and miss! WOO! I am mad! I am mad as heck! I’m back baby! And now my friends, I can say with confidence: SUCK ON THAT!!!

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