Mmm! These potatoe chips are delicious! You know why? It’s because they are plain chips! They aren’t your namby-pamby, wishy-washy, no guts, flavoured chips. Some of those flavours can be so stupid! Almost as stupid as Post-John Ritter 8 Simple Rules!
Sour cream and chedder chips? Who eats cheese with sour cream, that’s just gross. Salt and vinegar chips? That is redundant! Spicy chips? Spicy is no a flavor! You might as well call them solid chips or circular chips! Barbeque chips? Who eats barbeques? Chippendales? No one wants to eat that! Microchips? Nobody trusts robots!
So get your act together potatoe chips! A funny side-note; in England they call potatoe chips “french fries”. Those English! Where was I? Hmmm … Oh yeah! Suck on that!
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