Friday, May 9, 2008

[26] Deleted and Extended Scenes

We now have passed the 25 mark and victory tastes great! But getting to were we are today wasn’t easy! I’ve made it despite it all! We’re at 25 posts, but you may be surpirsed that not everything I wrote in these blogs ended up in the finale post! Here are some deleted and extended scenes that I dug up out of my recycle bin over the last week:

#4: I Can Say Whatever the F*** I Want!
-or “The Goonies” is really a good movie”

#5: Read All My Words
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#9: Right to Write
- CBS – You could have nine and three fifths of a man for all I care you still suck!

#11: Oscars - The Grouch
- Best Documentary Short Subject: Behind the Scenes of Juno
(P.S. This was cut because no one cares about this category, but I do think it won)

#13: Who Cars?
- 6. That car was too lame for us to do anything to! Lepard-print seats? Oh no you didn’t girl-friend!

#16: Super Smash No’s
- Side-A: Bee-Sting

#19: Suck on What?: Part 2
- It makes me mad that no one ever told me where sexy went in the first place!

#22: Rerun Away
- I even thought that Scrubs was over because there was no new material at all!

#23: History List-ory
- 10. Axis of Evil (Brooklyn) - Don’t mess with my blog because you are in for a world of hurt!

11. Every Native Amaracian – Don’t trust the white man! We’re douches!

#24: The Birds and the Bees and You!
-That SOB Bee never even called the bird back again

#25: Po-HATE-oe Chips!
- All dressed chips? Chips don’t need clothing! Sweet Chili Heat? That is not how you deal with a bear!

#26: Deleted and Extended Scenes
- Suck on that!

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