Has anyone seen this new show American Idol? Apparently it is very popular! Well, I don’t like it (big surprise there)! It is so boring, except for the additions, (Renaldo Lapuz is my brother forever).The judges are useless! Randy, you know you’re my dawg, dawg! But dawg, seriously dawg! DAWG! Paula Abdul, (drunken Janet Jackson wanna-be) sweetheart, I love you and I want you to keep following your dreams. But I just don’t think you’re right for the show! Simon Cowell killed the expression “you are your own worst critic”! I can’t believe Sanjaya didn’t win! Especially because these are the people they let win:
Kelly Clarkson – Why don’t you “breakaway” from making such terrible music!
Ruben Studdard – Who the heck is Ruben Studdard?
Fantasia Barrino – Fantasia? Why don’t you go back into the Disney Vault?
Carrie Underwood – She is the hot one right?
Taylor Hicks – No, you do not “make me proud”!
Jordin Sparks – Carrie Underwood is hot!
David Cook – I bought his single thinking it was a Dane Cook standup routine and now iTunes will not give me my money back!
Carrie Underwood – You are hot!!!
The way I see it Americans should start idolizing someone worth it like Carrot Top, William Shatner or me! We are the ones going to Hollywood! So suck on that!
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