I recently acquired a haircut (based on that of Anton Chigurh of No Country for Old Men), but the second I left the barbershop I knew that, to maintain this hairdo, I would need a comb. So, I proceeded to need a comb, but I couldn’t just get any comb for these curly locks. I needed some time to think about this so I went to go see The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it got me thinking what would Indiana Jones do? So, I went onto a secret North Korean website and searched up mythical combs and soon I found the perfect one. Then after I flew down to South-East Asia and beat up some Nazis I made it to The Cave of the Pharaoh’s Groin!
Once (and if) you make it past the traps of this cave you come to a giant gold room! In this room are three silver doors and overtop of them was the following written Hindu:
“Hear lies Le Comba Diablo! Forged by the gods and made of solid vibranium! The first object to both be struck by lightning and win the lottery! Bitten by a radioactive spider and clinically proven to raise the sperm count of diabetics! Pick a door kind sir, if you chose correctly the comb shall be yours, if not you shall be killed!”
So, I picked a door at random and the Comb Master (a giant griffin) opened one of the doors without the comb behind it and then asked if I would like to change doors or not. One door has a comb and one doesn’t, so 50/50 chance, right? Wrong! You see chances are that I picked one without the comb behind it, so changing doors will give you about a 66% chance of getting the comb (when sticking with the same door only gives you 33%)!
Long story, short, I got Le Comba Diablo (or Satan’s Hairbrush) and now my hair can be kept in mint condition! And if you don’t believe this story, then suck on that!
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