I never know how to start these things! You need a hook; something clever to grab the reader’s attention and believe me it is not as easy as it looks. That’s why I was so happy on Tuesday when I found out the writers’ strike was over and finally I get my writers back. Now I just make with the angry and they make with the write-y! So here’s today’s angry: Networks! Those guys have been asking for it for years! So here is a list of each network and why that network sucks (on that! HA HA HA! Those clever writers!):
1. Disney Channel – Hannah Montana … nuff said!
2. TBS – Because, Peachtree TV isn’t an improvement!
3. HBO - Stands for: High-priced But Overrated (also stands for: Hugh O'Brian. You know? The guy who played Wyatt Earp? Well nice try HBO, but the O comes before the B in O'Brian)!
4. Social Networks - Friends are great and all, but I didn’t get this blog because I had a lot of support (I got it because it comes with every Nexopia account)!
5. Verizon (the so called most reliable network) – STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND!
6. Spider-Man’s Network that he held the innocent civilians in: I would be so scared if I was in one of those nets! How stable are they really? Also I never see Spider-Man come back to help the people down after he saves them. Are they just supposed to stay suspended above New York and rot there for years and eventually die? No thanks! Just let me hit the cement Mr. Man (if that is your real name)!
And besides all the reasons above the main reason I hate networks is that they kept me and my beloved writers apart! But now that my writers are back this blog will be better than ever and none of the networks above will get a cent, so suck on that!
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