[8] Saint Valentines Day, Ain't Valentines day

Well, loyal followers Thursday is Valentines-Day and I am so POed! I know what you obsessed fans are thinking “But, Robert you’re birthday is on Valentines-Day!” Ya? Well shut the hell up! I hate having my birthday on the 14th. Everyone always saying “Oh, I’m going to buy something for my boyfriend or girlfriend or both!” Never anything for me! Don't I have feelings? So that is way I am starting this petition to make February 14th National Suck On That Day! If you agree (which by the way you do) please leave your name, date and “suck on that” in the comments section. Let’s work toward a brighter tomorrow! Oh, and just so you know, government, I don’t care what the real number is! I’m calling ten signatures a moral victory, so suck on that!