[10] Pen freedom NOW

Can someone please tell me what the bank’s problem is? Seriously they need to get their priorities in order. I was writing a cheque for all the networks I offended in my last post and I noticed the pen I was writing with was chained to the table. I promptly went to every other bank in town and all of their pens are chained to the table! Dude, that really makes me feel so untrusted (not that I’m a very trustworthy guy or anything)! Plus how often do pens get stolen really? The occasional hobo maybe! Just go down to Costco and buy the pens in bulk! You will be covered for all the Hobos in this town! And they would have to be a pretty petty thief to walk into a bank and just steal a pen! And that’s the other thing! As a bank, is the safety of your pens really your biggest concern? I can just imagine a man wearing a balaclava running into the bank yelling and shooting at the ceiling, saying “Alright give me all your pens in a paper bag!” And all the bankers would be yelling “NO! We have a whole vault full of money in the back! Just please don’t take our pens! We use those to write.” Straighten up banks! Or I might donate my money to charity! So suck on that!