Alright its blog number 3 and already I've been told to write a formal apology, good sign! But like I’ve said before THIS I AN ANGRY BLOG! Ergo I will not be doing any apologising. However I will tell you that Vanessa is no longer the #1 hater of this blog. She is not a jerk for that reason. The real axis of evil starts with a B and ends with a –rooklyn. I was unable to tell who it was that was insulting me and me child (this blog). The great thing for me is that this ties into my beef today “profile pictures”. The reason I couldn’t tell who the jerk was is because there was no profile pic on said jerk’s profile. People! I’m sounding the printed alarm. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo! If that didn’t scare you these fake statistics will scare you: over 5.5 people out of 8 don’t have profile picture and that is the same number of people who die on the internet each year! Do you expect me to memorize all your user names? No! You have to have a profile pic unless:
#1. You are hiding from the law (fight the machine!!!) Can someone please get the hippy out of my brackets?!?!
#2. You don’t have a face
#3. If you’re Ryan: This blog’s number one fan!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN AND SUCK ON THAT!!!
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