[6] Solved

The government totally sucks. Which totally sucks because I've had the answer to all our problems for years! Cryogenically-Frozen Super-Monkeys. Just hear me out! Monkeys make us laugh. Laughter is the best medicine. Medicine cures most things. Ergo monkeys cure most things. Super means that it can do more than usual. So Super-Monkeys would cure everything. Then we would only need the Cryogenically-Freeze to save them for future generations. Shut up, it works! Cryogenically-Frozen Super-Monkeys are the solution to all our problems (except for the Cryogenically-Frozen Super-Monkey problem) so suck on that!