I am angry! Angry!!! I’m angry with Jon and Kate! Not to mention ei8ht (now I’m not a dictionary-ologist but last time I checked words weren’t spelt with numbers)! These two have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many kids! Hey! Leave some for us! Soon Jon and Kate will have all the children and we will all be living in a joyless childrenless universe! Theo is sterile, he ain’t gonna have any kids of his own!
Theo’s Thoughts: I told you not to go into my file cabinet!
Plus those kids! I’m gonna push the envelope so far that it falls of a cliff into the fiery depths of envelope-hell! That’s right I’m gonna yell at a bunch of kids! Let me list them because I enjoy lists so:
Joel – Now I like whining as much as the next guy, (read the rest of my blogs) but seriously find a reason to whine!
Leah – There is such a thing as too cute! Now I’m gonna barf!
Collin – What kind of nickname is Coggy?
Aaden – Dude, even I don’t know that many animals! What the heck is an elephant!
Hannah – You are too mature!
Alexis – You are too immature!
Mady – Your real name is Madelyn … what are you trying to hide?
Cara – At this point I don’t even care-a!
Theo’s Thoughts: Puns are the lowest form of humour!
And you are the hoe-est form of whore-mour! Suck on that!
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