I watched a movie recently and it really made me think; “what have I done with my life?” Granted it is probably more than you have done with yours but I want to do so much more and you never know when you’re gonna go! I mean look at what happened to the Kokanee Ranger and with that bear that escaped from the zoo I’m feeling that I might as well live life to the fullest! So here is my new bucket list:
1. See Weird Al Yankovic live.
2. Eat some animal that I have never heard of.
3. Lern how too speall btter.
4. Punch Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in their fat faces for being such creative and revolutionary filmmakers!
5. Be nicer to Theo. He’s my cousin and I love him.
Theo’s Thoughts: Thanks cuz! I love you too!
Jeez Theo! Stop being so gay!!!
6. Become a hip hop cop with an attitude who’s been pushed to the edge.
7. Have a celebrity sign my underpants (a female one, sorry Theo!).
8. Go to White Castle.
9. Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
10. Say “suck on that” to the Prime Minister of Canada and/or someone with power
11. Write a bucket list.
Well, I’ve already done number eleven and today I will be flying from New York back to Vernon B.C. to do number one (you might even catch me at the PAC)! This movie has really made me learn the true value of human life! So I’d like to thank the whole cast and crew of “Knocked Up” for teaching me how important a life is! Thank you “Knocked Up”, I will not get an abortion! And as for you the reader, you’ll be happy to know that from now on I’ll be angrier than ever! Get ready for the greatest posts of your life!!! Suck on that!
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