(Listen to a really soulful song while reading this)
THROUGH GOOD TIMES:
“Everything has been going really good lately.” “I love you and I want you to keep following your dreams.” “Who doesn’t love candy?”
AND BAD:
“I am really sad with the state of the world today!” “Some punk had egged my house!” “How will this blog survive?”
WITH FAMILY:
“My long lost half-cousin Theo.” “If you have a problem with my mom you have a problem with me!” “So please son(s) and/or daughter(s) take a seat because I want to have a serious conversation.”
WITH FRIENDS:
“I have hired my good friend Rylen.” “Brandon made me go see Tomb of the Dragon Emperor!" “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN”
THERE IS ALWAYS ONE THING YOU CAN COUNT ON:
“It’s called ‘Suck on That’ and it’s the only reason to have Nexopia!”
AND THERE IS ALWAYS ONE GUY WHO DELIVERS!:
“Our old angry Robert!”
LADIES AND GENTELMEN, SUCK ON THAT IN ALL IT’S ANGERY GLORY:
“It makes me mad that I can never tell if it is a baby koala on a mama koala’s back on my shampoo bottle or a midget koala having sex with a regular koala”
“Then after I flew down to South-East Asia and beat up some Nazis I made it to The Cave of the Pharaoh’s Groin!”
“Well, Sunny-Jim, it’s time you wake up and smell the news!”
“Daniel, you were caught running naked through the halls of the Plaza Hotel. I actually don’t really have a problem with you!”
“He went, up and down, up and down, back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out.”
“CBS – You could have nine and three fifths of a man for all I care you still suck!”
“Oh no you didn’t girl-friend!”
“I've had the answer to all our problems for years! Cryogenically-Frozen Super-Monkeys.”
“When is it professional to publicly bash someone who was in a movie?”
“The next thing you know they chuck a grapefruit at your face (thanks for the free grapefruit bitch!)!”
“Best Picture: Underdog”
“A funny side-note; in England they call potato chips “french fries”.”
“So suck on that!” “Please suck on that!” “So, Academy of Motion Pictures, suck on that!” “Suck on that! “ “So Nintendo, suck on that!” “So, suck on that over and over again! “ “Suck on that!” “So my friends, suck on … oh what’s the point?!”
EVERYTHING!!!
Friday, August 15, 2008
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