[17] Practical Yolks

Robert have beef! People disgust me these days! OK so I’m in my house, right? Where I live, right? And I wake up, right? In my bed, right? I walk into the hallway to go and enjoy Easter with my family, when I notice something less not un-normal than usual! It looks like someone wanted to pull a funny, an Easter funny! Some punk had egged my house! Hasn’t Michael Moore taught us anything? I seriously thought those days were behind us! What’s worse is now the prankers are getting creative! Instead of using normal eggs these people used chocolate eggs and instead of throwing them at my house they hid them in my house. So I had to search for them and clean them up all morning. What disturbs me is that they managed to break into my house to hide the chocolate eggs. So personally I’m doing everything I can to make practical jokers suck on that!