I haven’t posted a new post in a week because I’ve been really angry and busy playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. So here’s my beef; Super Smash Bros Brawl! Now, I’ve unlocked all the characters and don’t worry I’m not going to spoil them for you, but I will tell you that I’m not one of them! I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking; “Hey Robert! You are not a Nintendo character!” Well, Sunny-Jim, it’s time you wake up and smell the news! There are two third-party characters in the game. I also know what that creepy old guy behind you is thinking; “Hey Robert! What makes you think they would even consider putting you in the video game?” Well, obviously that creepy old dude has not read this blog before! Furthermore I sent in the design for the character over two weeks before the game came out in North America. Let my give you just a little taste of what you are all missing:
Side-B: Lightsaber your ass
Down-A: Double Sock Kick
Up-B: Brain Drop-Kick
Down-B: Cryogenically-Frozen Super-Monkey Smash
Final Smash: I speak poorly of all the characters in this blog and they all jump of them self.
You all know that you want to play as this character, but now you can’t! So Nintendo, suck on that!
(P.S. can someone please translate this to Japanese? Thanks!)
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