A long time ago in a blog far, far away … I had a beef!
Now as some of you don’t know I am a Jedi. It is a real religion! There is a church in Wales and everything! So I don’t see what’s so funny about it! Do I laugh when you say you’re Catholic? Do I smile when you say you’re Christen? No! I try to convert you! It’s like, one day someone is praising your blog and all of the sudden they find out you’re a Jedi and the next thing you know they chuck a grapefruit at your face (thanks for the free grapefruit bitch!)! There are too many anti-sejeditic people out there and let me tell you the dark side surrounds them! Why can’t we give peace a chance and bring balance to the force? Javier Bar-dammit! Don’t make me lightsaber your ass! I swear I’ll come right out of this blog and do it!
…There! Happy?
Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is; I can bring the corn-chips to this year’s Life-Day party. We gonna party like a Death Star (Yo-da man!)! So suck on that!
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