You ready for it? You ready for it! This is biggest news since the news about that bear on the loose! This will change the course of the rest of this season as we know it! The most logic-bending, chapter-ending, so-unbelievably-hyped-that-it-cannot-possibly-live-up-to-it-est change ever! Yes my friends it’s the end of an ara …era …eara … well, it’s the end of a thing! Yet, fear not my children it is not a bad change it’s just different! It’s like going from the Gold Age of Comics to the Silver Age! What is the news? The Bardem is gone! That’s right, I cut my hair! Short! In fact when the archaeologists dig up a computer in the future a discover my blogs they will sort them into:
Lion’s Main Ara: January 29, 2008 – June 1, 2008
Hair-vier Bardem Eara: June 2, 2008 – October 5, 2008
Hair-odynamic Eaaruruaa: Now to … Then
Theo’s Thought’s: For God’s sake it’s era! ERA!
Well thank you Mr. Grammar! Maybe I should shave your hair!
Theo’s Thought’s: Not my George Lucas!
Anyway, I know your wondering what happened the Le Comba Diablo! So did I until I got this postcard:
“Dear Robert
I heard you were going to get your haircut. So I magically grew legs and walk done to a goat farm where all the goats have Bardems and the air smells like pine! I will write again if I get a chance! Say Hi to Theo for me!
Love
XOXO
Le Comba Diablo
P.S. I grew arms to write this!”
Theo's Thoughts: You never said Hi!
Don't thempt me! ...So there it is, suck on that!
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