[38] Rickrolled Again!

I have a beef! Don’t you just hate it when you’re looking for something really important on the internet and right when you think you’ve found …

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[37] Mad-ress!

You know life here in New York can be pretty tiring! So when I get home from a long hard day of brain drop-kicking I always like to settle down for a tasty nap. However, I noticed I’ve been getting to sleep faster recently! And I noticed that my mom had bought me a new Memory Foam mattress (the last actress would never have done that)! I shan’t have this at all! It is impossible to jump on those beds! And what if you’re doing something naughty in the bed and it leaves a print! I miss that period when you are waiting to go to sleep! Memory Foam blows! Theo will back me up on this!

Theo’s Thoughts: I actually like Memory Foam.

So I say; take to the mattress stores! We will join the counting sheep in protest! YOU GO! Go on without me! Don’t worry I’ll be there in just a minute to protest! Theo can bring the corn chips!

Theo’s Thoughts: No I can’t!!!

So, suck on that!

[36] Let's Jump This Shark!

Here in Hollywood we have a little term called “jumping the shark”. If you want to know the term, it means that a show has a sudden decline in quality (look it up on Wikipedia if you want a better explanation!). And I thought that after thirty-five good, solid episodes this would be a good opportunity to take a sharp left turn! I’m going to try "jumping the shark”! If it works, you guys will talk about how excellent my blog used to be and probably exaggerate how good it really was! If this doesn’t work, it will just be proof that my blog will be able to survive: moving the show from Canada to New York, a really lame and cliché clip-show, the introduction of my long lost half-cousin Theo (and his on segment on the show Theo’s Thoughts), a Wanda Sykes cameo, a sub-plot about a bear on the loose, having a different actress playing my mom and an unfunny episode that deals with serious issues and mature subject matter! I am actually going to all that stuff and just like ‘New Coke’ this it will make you love me even more! So suck on that!